'Gossip Girl' Episode Recaps

• 'Gossip Girl': The Annual Van der Woodsen Family Diner Dinner

  Last week on Gossip Girl, Blair gained a potential stepfather, Nate lost a surrogate family, Little J lost a home and a career, and Serena lost whatever self-respect she had left by traipsing around Central Park in her slip, like your grandma. I...wow. You know how I said Vanessa was the Oliver? Can Aaron Rose be the Oliver? Wait, wait, can they both be the Oliver?

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• 'Gossip Girl': "I Wanted a Harry Winston Choker and I Got a Conscience Instead"

  Last week's Gossip Girl was quite possibly the most ludicrous yet (and yes, I know that is a bold statement): not only did not one but two characters find themselves homeless by the end of the episode - separately! and for different reasons! - but some guy thought that he was too good for Serena Van Der Woodsen. And he went to RISD. Come on, show. Suspension of disbelief is all well and good but look at him! Now look at her! Thank you. Continue Reading
  
  

• 'Gossip Girl': "She's Determined to Become a Woman on my Watch"

  On last week's Gossip Girl, Little J stripped down to her skivvies, made out with Nate and generally made us all extremely uncomfortable. Nate, on the other hand, can now count Jenny as yet another satisfied customer of the Upper East Side's favorite, saddest prostitute. (For those of you keeping track, other happy clients include Blair, Serena, Vanessa, the Duchess, and that chick at Yale. So you know who's next: yep! Lily Van Der Bass, come on down!) Continue Reading
  
  

• 'Gossip Girl': "He's a Great Guy, If He's Not Dating Your Little Sister"

  Last week's Gossip Girl reminded us that Rufus is indeed Sandy Cohen, which would make Dan the Seth - he wishes, but sure - and therefore Nate is the, what, Ryan Atwood? I always thought he was the Marissa. (I mean, think about it: beautiful, dumb, and prone to dating The Poors. Give the man some patio furniture to throw and he'll be all set.) Regardless, the promos for this episode promise us the gift of Mini Cooper, for which I, and thousands of pervy guys, am profoundly grateful. Continue Reading
  
  

• 'Gossip Girl': "Real Estate Is Just Foreplay"

  Gossip Girl topped itself last week, between Chuck and Nate's Skull and Bones adventure and Serena and Blair's headband-tossing, hair-pulling, earring-tugging catfight at the Dean's house. This week promises to be even more delicious, drawing from that most sacred urtext, Les Liasons Dangereuses (eh, let's be honest with ourselves here: Cruel Intentions.)

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